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Paul: If the women don't find you handsome, at least they can find you handy! I'm a former US Army Intelligence Analyst (96B/35F soldier) turned Software Engineer working for the US Army Missile Defense Agency (MDA). I'm a G.E.D. graduate with a Master's degree in Management and a Bachelor's in Computer Science. I'm on the Michael Scott Path to Success ("The Office" sitcom reference). My jokes are corny, ill-timed, and often uncalled for. I pride myself in being a problem solver. Fortunately, my present-day problems [outside of work] are managing yard waste and growing a greener lawn. I do have many tools at my disposal for solving problems, some from my arsenal of cordless power tools that are technologically superior to the corded variants of decades past. Others are a culmination of modern weapon design that I enjoy training with to keep my survival skills sharp, as my senses of self preservation, and my family's safety are keen. Situations that require attention to detail are my specialty.